我见到鬼后说的一句话....鬼都无语了

seraph

某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：QQ号多少？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：要A片吗？RB的欧美的应有尽有。。&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：要不要脑白金?给你批发价&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：要办证么？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：考研不？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：看超女不？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：带纸了吗？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：．．．．．&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：是CHU女吗？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：．．．．．&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：两毛，拿着&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：．．．．．&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：小样，跟这嘎拉冒充俺们东北淫啊！&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：gay?&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：．．．．．&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：过四级了么？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：鬼啊，你要是想便便的话你就说话嘛，你不说我怎么知道你想便便呢，虽然你很有诚意地忽悠着我，可是你还是要跟我说你想便便的。你真的想便便吗？那你就先便便吧！你不是真的想便便吧？难道你真的........&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：．．．．．&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：咋的？这黑灯瞎火的，来参拜井国神厕？？？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：玩么&nbsp;给你优惠&nbsp;30&nbsp;~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：一炮多少钱?&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：**贵姓？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：阴间的安全套多少钱一打？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>便宜的话下次帮我带几打来，我给你烧冥纸&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR><BR><BR><BR>某天深夜，偶起来上厕所，见一透明状东西左忽右闪~&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾问：你是鬼？&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼曰：恩那&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>吾：回贴了么?&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>鬼：.....&nbsp;&nbsp; <BR>

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德弟

<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/72.gif">好笑

清风扬

色鬼～～～

深田静

<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/25.gif">无语！！

我爱猫咪

<P>沉默～～</P>

阿笨猫

<FONT color=#0000ff size=3>好贴！表扬！</FONT>

shikai1982

<P>那鬼给你的<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/61.gif">一熏 哪里还会有语</P>