[转贴]MM是如何折磨GG的

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MM是如何折磨GG的<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你就是不想理我!"电话里她的话很严厉.<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我不想理你?我昨天还给你发了E-mail?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"那你今天在聊天室里怎么不跟我说话?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我怎么没跟你说啊,你怎么刚下线就不认账啊?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"是我先跟你说的话,你开始没理我!"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"是啊,我刚进去还没找到你,你就跟我打招呼了."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你今天打字那么慢,肯定是带跟别人聊着."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我家里人都睡了,我只能轻轻地打字,怕他们听见."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你算了吧,那为什么我说要结婚你说还要等一年再看."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我连你的人还没看过只看了相片,你不也是只看过我的相片?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你是说我本人长得不好相片好看了?我骗你了是不是?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"不是不是,你长什么样我无所谓,我是喜欢你的性格."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"那我长得好看也白好看了是不是?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"哪的话!郎才女貌最合适."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"以后你对我要专一点.你,你打电话还抽烟?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我没有啊!"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我都听见了,我的电话灵敏度高."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我只是叹了一口气."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你叹什么气,你是烦了是不是?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"怎么会呢?我这人脾气好,根本不可能烦."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"那还是你烦我了,是因为你脾气好你才不烦."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"真的没烦,我给你讲个笑话吧!"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你又转移目标,你说你到底是不是烦我了?" <BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我真的没烦,我发誓."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"那你答应跟我聊天的时候不能干别的,不能跟别人说话."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"那是,那是,跟你聊天我也干不了别的."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"上次你给我打电话的时候还吃东西,你不尊重我."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我那是太饿了,你已经说了五个小时还不止.我以后不会了."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你说话不算话,你现在正在沏茶喝?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"什么?我,我没有."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你还骗我,我都听见了."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我,是,我有点渴了?"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你渴就渴了,可以跟我说,你还骗我你没喝水."<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我---"<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"你就是对我不重视!!"电话挂了.<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;"我呆呆地站在那儿,右手拿着电话,左手拿着一个空可乐瓶子,不是完全空的.<BR>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;刚才我实在不敢离开电话去上厕所,于是顺手拿起了身边的一个可乐瓶子,往里面灌了点水.<BR>

酷猫一族

好像在哪里看过。<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/1.gif">

catchen

完全正确~

阿仙奴

<P><FONT size=5>切~~~冤孽!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT size=5></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT size=5>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 特别鸣谢&lt;爱来尔&gt;特约口臭商</FONT></P>

清水玲珑

N千年前的古董

月城音

我没有看过。。。不过螃蟹阿！我的殖民地也差不多一样拉！在这里看到影子了！嗬嗬嗬<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/45.gif"><IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/45.gif">

catchen

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啵啵先生

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无脚蟹

<P>好惨阿，居然真有这种人。</P>

月城音

谁啊？<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/18.gif">