搞笑英汉互译

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<FONT size=3>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 </FONT><P><FONT size=3>　　2． how are you ? how old are you?&nbsp; 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together <BR>　　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! <BR>　　&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 有事起奏，无事退朝 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　6． you me you me 　彼此彼此 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知… </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　9． WATCH SISTER 表妹 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! <BR>　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　11． American Chinese not enough 美中不足 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　13． heart flower angry open 心花怒放 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　14． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=3>　　15． 小明：I am sorry! <BR>　　老外：I am sorry too! <BR>　　小明：I am sorry three! <BR>　　老外：What are you sorry for? <BR>　　小明：I am sorry five!&nbsp; </FONT></P>

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典型的中译英,还是直译的