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老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡终于有答案了！
| <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這種問題終於有解答了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">...</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">看看古人是怎麼做的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">... <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">孟子：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬了三次的家，給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了，萬惡淫為首，百善孝為先嘛！老婆死了我可以再找一個，老媽死了可不能再找一個，再找一個那就是後媽了。聽說後媽沒幾個好的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">——————「世上只有媽媽好，沒媽的孩子像根草。老媽，我來救你了」。撲通一聲孟子跳下了水。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">周幽王：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽落水了當然得先救老婆了。想當年俺為了逗親愛的褒姒笑一笑，連江山都不要了，連自己的小命都不要了，何況是老媽？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">再說這死老太婆在立太子的時侯老是偏向俺弟弟，害得俺差點都沒當成太子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">————「情深深雨蒙蒙，我對你的愛很深，褒姒我來救你了。」周幽王撲通一聲跳進了水裡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">劉備：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">兄弟如手足，老婆缫路路粕锌裳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">a</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">，手足斷安可續？只要俺二弟和三弟沒掉水里就行了，其它人俺可不管他。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「老婆，老媽。你們死的好慘呀！」劉備一頭栽在河邊上嚎嚎大哭起來。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">曹*：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">寧叫我負天下人，休叫天下人負我。管它是老婆還是老媽了，只要不是我掉水裡就行了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「輕輕的我走了，正如我輕輕的來，我揮一揮手，不帶走一片云彩。」曹*哼著詩提著劍慢慢的走遠了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">屈原：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這個世界太黑暗了，這個國家太腐敗了，活著也沒啥意思，不如都死了乾凈，滄浪之水清兮，可以濯吾纓，滄浪之水濁兮，可以濯吾足。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">投身于河水中倒是一個挺好的歸宿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>--------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「現在的一片天，是骯髒的一片天，星星在文明的天空里再也看不見老婆，老媽，我和你們一起死」屈原一邊唱著一邊跳進了水裡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">莊子：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">生又何歡，死又何哀？其始而本無生；非徒無生也，而本無形；非徒無形也。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老媽和老婆死了就死好了，不過是從有形的元氣狀態回到了無形的元氣狀態，有啥好傷心的呢？救他們干啥呢？誰都不救啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「對面的女孩看過來，看過來，看過來。」莊子分開著雙腿像簸箕一樣坐著</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">,</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">手中拿著一個瓦缶</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">,</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">邊敲邊唱，看著老婆和老媽慢慢地淹沒在水中，滿臉快快樂樂的樣子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">和砷：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽落水就落水吧，反正我愛的是錢，錢就是我的老婆，錢就是我的親媽。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">我說老婆和老媽呀，你們就不能穿差一點的衣服再掉到河裡呀，可惜了你們頭上的那些金釵手飾呀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>-----------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「有啥你別有病，沒啥你別沒錢。」和呻一邊看著他老婆和老媽慢慢地沉下去一邊嘆息著。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">王勃：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">手心手背都是肉，老婆是自己最愛的人，老媽是自己最親的人，怎么辦呢？不管它，先跳下去，看看離誰最近就先救誰吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">王勃撲通一聲跳了下去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>---------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「不好，我忘了自己不會游泳了。」王勃咕嚕嚕地喝了幾口水，也慢慢地沉了下去。一代才子王勃就是因為此事溺水而死的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">孫悟空：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">俺是從石頭縫裡蹦出來的，沒有老媽。所以不存在老媽落水的問題；俺是個和尚，沒有老婆。所以不存在老婆落水的問題。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">不存在老媽落水的問題，也不存在老婆落水的問題，就更不會存在老媽和老婆同時落水的問題。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這白癡的問題也不知道是哪個豬頭想出來的，簡直比俺師弟豬八戒還蠢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">這才是真正的答案啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!!</SPAN></P> |
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BR><P>先救近的嘛。体现公平。</P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> </P><P>理性的说法。。。</P>
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