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老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡终于有答案了!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這種問題終於有解答了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">...</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">看看古人是怎麼做的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">... <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡,先救老婆老媽就會沒命,先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">孟子:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">從小死了老爸,老媽拉扯我不容易,為了讓我健康成長,又搬了三次的家,給我吃好的穿好的為得就是讓我有出息。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老媽和老婆落水當然先救老媽了,萬惡淫為首,百善孝為先嘛!老婆死了我可以再找一個,老媽死了可不能再找一個,再找一個那就是後媽了。聽說後媽沒幾個好的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">——————「世上只有媽媽好,沒媽的孩子像根草。老媽,我來救你了」。撲通一聲孟子跳下了水。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">周幽王:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽落水了當然得先救老婆了。想當年俺為了逗親愛的褒姒笑一笑,連江山都不要了,連自己的小命都不要了,何況是老媽?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">再說這死老太婆在立太子的時侯老是偏向俺弟弟,害得俺差點都沒當成太子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">————「情深深雨蒙蒙,我對你的愛很深,褒姒我來救你了。」周幽王撲通一聲跳進了水裡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">劉備:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">兄弟如手足,老婆缫路路粕锌裳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">a</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">,手足斷安可續?只要俺二弟和三弟沒掉水里就行了,其它人俺可不管他。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「老婆,老媽。你們死的好慘呀!」劉備一頭栽在河邊上嚎嚎大哭起來。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">曹*:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">寧叫我負天下人,休叫天下人負我。管它是老婆還是老媽了,只要不是我掉水裡就行了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「輕輕的我走了,正如我輕輕的來,我揮一揮手,不帶走一片云彩。」曹*哼著詩提著劍慢慢的走遠了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">屈原:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這個世界太黑暗了,這個國家太腐敗了,活著也沒啥意思,不如都死了乾凈,滄浪之水清兮,可以濯吾纓,滄浪之水濁兮,可以濯吾足。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">投身于河水中倒是一個挺好的歸宿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>--------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「現在的一片天,是骯髒的一片天,星星在文明的天空里再也看不見老婆,老媽,我和你們一起死」屈原一邊唱著一邊跳進了水裡。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">莊子:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">生又何歡,死又何哀?其始而本無生;非徒無生也,而本無形;非徒無形也。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老媽和老婆死了就死好了,不過是從有形的元氣狀態回到了無形的元氣狀態,有啥好傷心的呢?救他們干啥呢?誰都不救啦!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">—————「對面的女孩看過來,看過來,看過來。」莊子分開著雙腿像簸箕一樣坐著</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">,</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">手中拿著一個瓦缶</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">,</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">邊敲邊唱,看著老婆和老媽慢慢地淹沒在水中,滿臉快快樂樂的樣子。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">和砷:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">老婆和老媽落水就落水吧,反正我愛的是錢,錢就是我的老婆,錢就是我的親媽。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">我說老婆和老媽呀,你們就不能穿差一點的衣服再掉到河裡呀,可惜了你們頭上的那些金釵手飾呀!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>-----------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「有啥你別有病,沒啥你別沒錢。」和呻一邊看著他老婆和老媽慢慢地沉下去一邊嘆息著。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">王勃:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">手心手背都是肉,老婆是自己最愛的人,老媽是自己最親的人,怎么辦呢?不管它,先跳下去,看看離誰最近就先救誰吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">王勃撲通一聲跳了下去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR>---------</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">「不好,我忘了自己不會游泳了。」王勃咕嚕嚕地喝了幾口水,也慢慢地沉了下去。一代才子王勃就是因為此事溺水而死的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">孫悟空:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">俺是從石頭縫裡蹦出來的,沒有老媽。所以不存在老媽落水的問題;俺是個和尚,沒有老婆。所以不存在老婆落水的問題。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">不存在老媽落水的問題,也不存在老婆落水的問題,就更不會存在老媽和老婆同時落水的問題。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-TW style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-language: ZH-TW">這白癡的問題也不知道是哪個豬頭想出來的,簡直比俺師弟豬八戒還蠢。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><--</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">這才是真正的答案啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!!</SPAN></P> |
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