[转贴]世上最强的中国式英文------笑死你我不偿命
1.we two who and who?<BR><BR> 咱俩谁跟谁阿<BR><BR> 2.how are you ? how old are you?<BR><BR> 怎么是你,怎么老是你?<BR><BR> 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you<BR><BR> 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你<BR><BR> 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,<BR><BR> brothers ! together up !<BR><BR> 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!<BR><BR> 5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then<BR><BR> say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!<BR><BR> 有事起奏,无事退朝<BR><BR> 6.you me you me<BR><BR> 彼此彼此<BR><BR> 7.You Give Me Stop!!<BR><BR> 你给我站住!<BR><BR> 8.know is know noknow is noknow<BR><BR> 知之为知之,不知为不知...<BR><BR> 9.WATCH SISTER<BR><BR> 表妹<BR><BR> 10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son<BR><BR> can make hole!!<BR><BR> 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞<BR><BR> 11.American<BR><BR> Chinese not enough<BR><BR> 美中不足<BR><BR> 12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die<BR><BR> 车祸现场描述<BR><BR> 13.heart flower angry open<BR><BR> 心花怒放<BR><BR> 14.go past no mistake past<BR><BR> 走过路过,不要错过<BR><BR> 15.小明:I am sorry!<BR><BR> 老外:I am sorry too!<BR><BR> 小明:I am sorry three!<BR><BR> 老外:What are you sorry for?<BR><BR> 小明:I am sorry five!<BR><BR> 16.If you want money,I have no;<BR><BR> if you want life,I have one!<BR><BR> 要钱没有,要命一条<BR><BR> 17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.<BR><BR> 我叫李老大,今年25。 <BR><BR> 18.you have two down son。<BR><BR> 你有两下子。<BR><BR> 19.as far as you go to die<BR><BR> 有多远,死多远!!!!<BR><BR> 20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you<BR><BR> face ,I turn my face<BR><BR> 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |