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发表于 2005-6-17 10:21 | 只看该作者

04年最猥琐的广告

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>1.xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">急支糖浆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这个广告大家都看过吧？最猛的时候一次连续播三遍，全篇内容是一个老虎凶神恶煞地追逐一个全身只穿着内衣披块白沙就跑到森林里的傻妞，傻妞一边跑还一边大叫：为什么追我？（傻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>b</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">，不追你追谁？穿着内衣进森林，不是找着被</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>k</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">啊）结果老虎更绝，张嘴来了一句：我要</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">急支糖浆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">我倒，看到这里才明白，原来这</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">急支糖浆敢情是兽药啊？还亏我前两天咳嗽刚喝了一瓶，喝了兽药不会有什么副作用吧？赶快吐一吐－－－－啊～呸！～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">名兰人参霜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一会儿是一家三口出来，一会儿是李湘那大饼子脸充美女占领整个屏幕，一张嘴全是这个调：名兰人参霜，全家“搽”香香，越“搽”越漂亮～～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">搽搽搽，搽你个头啊！谐音也要巧谐，把大家都恶心吐了可步成，赶快回家把舌头熨平了再来做广告！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">满婷</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一个女银在屏幕前晃来晃去，最后来了一句：满婷，肌肤护理第“遗”步。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">您梦遗吧您呐。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">黄金搭档</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">脑白金不怎么太得瑟了，后台老总看叫得再欢大家也不上当，把这个白痴品牌一转手，又开发出这么个傻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>b</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">新品牌，其实说白了也就是点山楂皮子兑水，加点维生素粒，还送爸爸，送妈妈，送爷爷，送奶奶，送小弟，送小妹，送阿姨，送老师</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">天天送，我靠，这广告创意搞的，咱给它续上：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">送小姐，送鸭弟，送流氓，送小偷，送白痴，送傻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>b...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">有兴趣着请接着续下去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">至于网友一致讨伐的脑白金，已经作古了，听着这三个字都恶心，连评一评广告的心情都没有了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">周杰伦的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">方便面广告</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">敢说周杰伦这小子俺也不讨厌，尤其听了他的“东风破”以后更是觉得这小子，中！可为了几个银子硬生生的被毁了，一大碗方便面下去，傻乎乎的笑，嘴角还恶心吧啦的留了点花花绿绿的汤水，最绝的是上面还粘了几根残破的方便面面条，看得那个让人倒胃口啊，谁还敢吃这个方便面？我靠！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">要是广告就做到这里，以证明方便面好吃的让周杰伦都不顾形象了，那也成，没啥，脱了衣服也都是人嘛，结果一个女的就“哗”一下蹦到他跟前，添了添嘴角，就像狗看见了冒着热气的屎那么兴奋，用她的手指头抹着周杰伦嘴唇边的残汁剩面，抹下来就往自己的嘴里送</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">噢，恶～～东北有句古话：宁看拉的，不看吐的。啥意思？自己理解去吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这广告看完不吐算你心理素质超强。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">田七牙膏</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一家子老老小小坐在一起，对着照相镜头齐声憋足了劲儿喊：“田七～”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">我靠，看过喊茄子的，喊柿子的，就没看过喊田七的，喊就喊吧，这广告前两遍刚看的时候，怎么听怎么说的是：田鸡～</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">也对，这一家子喊完这俩字，露出一排排渗人的白牙，再加上那个坐相，整个一个青蛙家族！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>6.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">补雪口服液</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>70</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">年代打扮的女记者用咋咋呼呼的声音访问一群老太太：你们老年人怎么身体这么好啊？老太太门脸红扑扑的，笑的比梅超风还吓人：我们啊，天天都用补雪口服液。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">得了吧您呐，那群老太太的脸蛋被化妆师化的那叫一个红，那嘴唇那叫一个艳，敢情这口服液是化妆品啊？而言下之意是不喝这东西的老人家身体就不会健康了？找抽呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">另外一个，一个老太太大笑着说：身体好，中五百万大奖都不换</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">我倒，老太太，要是真给您中个五百万大奖，你还不像赵本山一样昏死过去啊？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">还有个差不多的广告，好像也是哈尔滨制药</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>n</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">厂的（这个倒霉厂子，把全体中国艺人补了一遍钙，现在又来补更多的劳苦大众了，居心叵测啊），一群老头老太太穿着红扑扑的衣服，擦着红扑扑的脸蛋，一边挑着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>70</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">年代的“忠字舞”，一边齐声高唱：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">“咱们～骨、骼、有～力量，嘿！咱们骨骼有力量～！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">真</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>tm</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">绝！看着这群老爷爷老奶奶做广告赚俩钱充年轻不容易，就不使劲损了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>7.k-gold</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">手链</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一个骚包娘们儿在街上走着，自我感觉那叫一个良好嘿，带着个破链子就不知道手该放到什么地方了，这时候一个过路的因为手表停掉了，不知道时间，问她一句：请问现在几点了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这骚包娘们就暗自窃喜：今天又有人借故接近我的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>k-gold</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">手链了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>cao</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">！见过不要脸的，没见过这么不要脸的！看这个广告的叔叔阿姨们一人给你一鞋底子，看你还臭美不臭美了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>8.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">金嗓子喉片</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">可怜的罗大耳朵，怎么一到中国来就被广告创意弄成了一个傻子了呢？一脸的傻笑，露出他那个中间空隙一厘米的一对大板牙，怎么看怎么像只巨型兔子，最后来了一句：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">请用金嗓子喉片”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">我看了这个广告就一直纳闷，这罗大耳朵和这个金嗓子喉片的功效有什么关联嘛？或者罗大耳朵是用嗓子把皮球喊进球门的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>10.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">妇炎洁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">付笛声和任静这两口子看来是唱歌赚不到钱，穷疯了，把夫妻间的闺房隐私都拿到广告里来卖钱了，这不，长者一脸赘肉像猪头一样的付笛声举着一盒“妇炎洁”一脸淫笑地看着任静，任静那叫一个美啊，幸福地说：我用妇炎洁。付笛声一把揽过她的肩膀，接着道：洗洗更健康</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">爆寒！看完了这个广告，以后中央三台同一首歌这两口子一出现我就感觉鼻子里伴随着一股异味</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>11.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">椰树牌耶汁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">一个唱歌的女银穿着紧身白色内衣，叫什么忘记了，手里举着一罐耶汁。这也没啥，接着的创意就让人感觉不对劲了。（咋就不对劲了，咋就不对劲了？）画外音：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">“红旗歌手，国宴饮料，白白嫩嫩，曲线动人”跟着的画面就是这个红旗女歌手的体态细部特写，最后一罐大耶汁定格</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">嗯，的确够创意，俺看完了这个广告寻思了很久：敢情这个女银是个唱爱国歌曲的红旗歌手，敢情这个女的经常参加国宴，敢情这个女银是参加国宴的人的“饮料”，敢情唱爱国歌曲的红旗女歌手都有这种特长</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">哇靠，打住！也许俺理解错误了，您能告诉俺这广告词地真正含义吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>12.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">蚁力神</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">两个赵本山坐在一起，左边的乡下人打扮，使劲夹着腿，以证明他性功能不行了。右边那个穿着暴发户服装，劈叉坐在沙发上，以证明他性能力超强。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">然后左边性无能的赵本山就一脸磨不开的样子说：最近</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">心有余力不足了。然后右边性亢奋的赵本山就鬼头鬼脑地说：用用蚁力神吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>...</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">左边性无能的赵本山就一脸的期盼像：好使不？右边性亢奋的赵本山就一脸淫笑地说：别问了，用了你就知道了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">我给设计了下文：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">左边性无能的赵本山一口吞了蚁力神，然后把夹着的双腿一张，叫着：好使，真好使！右边性亢奋的赵本山的双腿也张的更大了：好使吧？骗你不？不骗你吧？左边性无能的赵本山突然又一脸磨不开的相，问：现在上哪儿试验去？右边性亢奋的赵本山又露出一脸淫笑：走，俺带你去比较大地城市用用它</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">两个赵本山一起哈哈大笑，举着蚁力神对着屏幕喊：蚁力神，谁用谁知道！用了立马就见效！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>14.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">汰渍洗衣粉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">郭冬临这老小子算是被毁了，整天的直奔一群家庭主妇当中，苦口婆心的给这些女银做汰渍洗衣粉的试验，还弄的像现场直播似的。我靠，谁不知道连着你连着这群叽叽喳喳的娘们儿都是托啊！最烦这种明明是广告却整的跟新闻报导一样的四不象。郭冬临你要是没人找你拍电影了，还是老实一点跟在冯巩屁股后面吃狗不理包子吧！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>15.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">高露洁牙膏广告</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">所有的广告都一个样，牙科医生漫天飞舞，出现在教室里，展览馆里，海边，山上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">还非要看你的牙！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">小样，没遇到我，遇到我了，你丫的敢在我面前露出那一口渗人的吸血鬼一样的白牙齿来，我立马拿着钳子一个个全掰掉！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>18.xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">八宝粥</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这个早一点的了，不过至今印象深刻，香港拍三级片的舒琪拿着一罐八宝粥，用她的猪唇“促溜”喝了一大口，弄了一嘴，直逼周杰伦方便面广告的恶心程度，更恶心的是八宝粥易拉罐上面的卡通小人开始叽叽喳喳的叫起来：她吻我了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">她吻我了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">妈的，老子连这女银的三点全裸片都见过，还装什么纯洁！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>19.xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">蛋白粉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这个广告本来就只是名人效用，也没什么创意，不过这人选的不咋地。刘国梁现在都胖的跟猪头似的了，还来了一句：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">蛋白粉，营养中国人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">原来刘国梁胖成这样是你这蛋白粉闹的啊，寒一个先</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT size=3>&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>20.xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">牌加湿器</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">女银跟在一个一脸猥亵的男银后面，暧昧的喊：老公，我还想要一个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">那个男银就一脸要死的表情</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">然后那个女银就撒娇说：我说要的是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">牌加湿器</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>... </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">这</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>xx</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;Times New Roman&#39;">牌加湿器敢情还附带计划生育功能，服了！我猜这个广告创意跟从前那个治疗胃病的“四大叔”广告是同一个人！</SPAN> </FONT></P>
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阿笨猫
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发表于 2005-6-17 10:59 | 只看该作者
有同感！记录下来，归纳到“05年最猥琐的广告”里去！

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老蹲
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发表于 2005-6-17 13:15 | 只看该作者
<P>他好~~~~~~</P><P>恶心，下面的说不下去了~~~那个巨恶~~~</P>

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catchen
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发表于 2005-6-17 13:42 | 只看该作者
<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>：<HR>原文由 <B>红尘</B> 发表于 <I>2005-6-17 10:52:12</I> BR><P><FONT face=楷体_GB2312 color=#ee3d11 size=4>有个叫老外喊:1.2.3.4.胃必治.巨恶心.</FONT></P><P><FONT face=楷体_GB2312 color=#ee3d11 size=4>还有一个叫""也是,说得中国人个个肾虚的样子.</FONT></P><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; "<FONT face=楷体_GB2312 color=#ee3d11 size=4>肾好你就别想跑</FONT>"这个广告每天吃饭都看得快吐血~!

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576
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发表于 2005-6-18 00:08 | 只看该作者
<P>那个田七的我开始老听成FONT size=6>前妻~<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/65.gif"></FONT></P><P>还有那<FONT size=5>旺旺系列</FONT>的!!!!</P>

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米花
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发表于 2005-6-18 00:34 | 只看该作者
<P>你们看没看过那个卖藏药的广告，好象是治妇女疾病之类的，光顾着吐了没记住商品名。</P><P>唐伯虎对天大喊：秋香，你为什么如此反反覆覆</P><P>秋香对着镜头说，我如此反覆对你，只因妇科疾病反覆对我。</P><P>然后就是药品的大特写，最后唐伯虎一脸淫荡抱着秋香，说妇科疾病好了，女人就是可爱！</P><P>这个广告特恶心，是不是汕头出的啊？</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

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霏妃紫雪
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发表于 2005-6-18 20:39 | 只看该作者
还有那些不知所谓的丰胸产品广告，有时一家人一起喝茶看电视，突然出个这样的广告，怪别扭的。

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阿笨猫
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发表于 2005-6-18 20:44 | 只看该作者
<BLOCKQUOTE><STRONG>引用</STRONG>：<HR>原文由 <B>霏妃紫雪</B> 发表于 <I>2005-6-18 20:39:05</I> BR>还有那些不知所谓的丰胸产品广告，有时一家人一起喝茶看电视，突然出个这样的广告，怪别扭的。 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>那你就说：赶明儿俺也去买来试试，你们谁要，算俺的！！</P><P>把生活中的别扭拿来玩玩，就不别扭了。</P><P>学会玩自己，日子就轻松很多了。</P>

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发表于 2005-6-20 00:41 | 只看该作者
<P>米花说的这个没看到啊?哪个台的?</P><P>老红可扮演唐伯虎~<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/66.gif"></P>

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发表于 2005-6-20 09:07 | 只看该作者
唐伯虎的这个我看过，当时全家人全体到下，然后立马起来找拖鞋<IMG src="http://www.stcfa.org/bbs/images/Emotions/24.gif">

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