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当前离线
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星爷的一生
<P><BR><BR><SPAN class=tpc_content><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1842.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1842.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1843.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1843.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1844.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1844.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1845.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1845.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1846.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1846.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1847.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1847.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1848.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1848.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1849.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1849.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1850.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1850.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0></SPAN></P><P><SPAN class=tpc_content><BR><BR><SPAN class=tpc_content><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1851.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1851.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>就这样他进了宫<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1852.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1852.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>第一个任务就是参加了2002世界杯<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1853.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1853.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>只踢了3分钟就受伤下<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1854.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1854.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>因他受伤后输了球.被皇上扁去当乞丐<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1855.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1855.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>但他觉得乞丐不适合他.就告别他的女友去排戏<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1856.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1856.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>扮演神一般的角色只是他的梦想<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1857.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1857.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>工夫不负有心人.终于有个导演找他谈话<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1858.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1858.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>这个导演很豪爽.先请他吃了一顿好的<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1859.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1859.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>但是导演却要他买的单<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1860.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1860.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>星爷终于爆发了<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1861.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1861.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>第一部戏的角色很难挑战.因为不是个人<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1862.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1862.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>戏的内容不错.好像是4个男人和一匹马的故事<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1863.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1863.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>他因此而一炮走红.连卖水的都找他拍广告<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1864.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1864.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>记者说他老是假清纯<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1865.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1865.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>其实他走的是性格路线<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1866.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1866.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>性感路线都得走<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1867.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1867.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>动作片也难不到他<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1868.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1868.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>曾经是国家队的主力<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1869.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1869.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0><BR>什么职业没做过.乞丐都做了半年<BR><IMG onclick="if(this.width>screen.width-461) window.open('http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1870.jpg');" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1870.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width-460)this.width=screen.width-460;" border=0></SPAN></SPAN><BR></P> |
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