[转贴]员工要求加薪的信件及经理的回覆----搞笑

清凉

<P>One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!!</P><P><BR>Dear Bo$$</P><P><BR>&nbsp;In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t desperately. I think you $hould be</P><P><BR>under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat</P><P><BR>and $ervice to your company.</P><P><BR>&nbsp;I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.</P><P><BR>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp; Your$ $incerely,</P><P>&nbsp; Marian $hih</P><P><BR>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply/P><P>&nbsp;Dear Marian</P><P>&nbsp;I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You</P><P>must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.</P><P>NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the</P><P>United States</P><P>lang=EN-US style=&#39;line-height:130%&#39;&gt; may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.</P><P>I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.</P><P><BR>&nbsp;Yours truly,</P><P><BR>&nbsp;Manager<BR>&nbsp;</P><P><BR>&nbsp;</P>

松鼠

<P>呵呵，我觉得那经理的拒绝理由比较强，总统大选～</P>

阿仙奴

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清凉

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